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On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations. Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe! Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics: Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices. Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been? Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with "severe appearance deficits." Hey, Doctor. How's that for "denial"? Carlin on politics: No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves "serving the nation." To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm. The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more. In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin's razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud--delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.


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  • Author : George Carlin
  • Publisher : Hachette Books
  • Genre : Humor
  • Total Pages : 309 pages
  • ISBN : 1401381715
  • PDF File Size : 24,8 Mb
  • Language : English
  • Rating : 4/5 from 21 reviews

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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
  • Publisher : Hachette Books
  • File Size : 25,6 Mb
  • Release Date : 01 October 2004
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On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
  • Publisher : Hyperion
  • File Size : 38,5 Mb
  • Release Date : 19 October 2005
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Now in paperback, the New York Times bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premier comics George Carlin's legendary irreverence and iconoclasm

3 x Carlin

3 x Carlin
  • Publisher : Hachette Books
  • File Size : 46,9 Mb
  • Release Date : 01 September 2015
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Three comedic classics in one, by the legendary George Carlin. Includes Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? For four decades, George Carlin

Napalm & Silly Putty

Napalm & Silly Putty
  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • File Size : 35,7 Mb
  • Release Date : 01 July 2001
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A hilarious new collection of razor-sharp observations from the New York Times bestselling author of Brain Droppings. Few comics make the transition from stage to page as smoothly or successfully

Three Times Carlin

Three Times Carlin
  • Publisher : Hyperion
  • File Size : 43,5 Mb
  • Release Date : 17 May 2011
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A perfectly gift-able, perfectly cynical, slipcased omnibus of George Carlin's trademark irreverence -- including bonus never-before-published material For four decades, George Carlin has been one of America's favorite comics, known

The World's Greatest Chocolate-Covered Pork Chops

The World's Greatest Chocolate-Covered Pork Chops
  • Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
  • File Size : 38,9 Mb
  • Release Date : 20 June 2017
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Twelve-year-old chef Zoey Kate's Fried Banana Fondue is delectable, her Maple Cinnamon Crab Fajitas are divine, and her Chocolate-Covered Pork Chops are to die for. Zoey is the best cook

In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day

In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day
  • Publisher : Multnomah
  • File Size : 24,5 Mb
  • Release Date : 16 August 2016
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Your greatest regret at the end of your life will be the lions you didn't chase. You will look back longingly on risks not taken, opportunities not seized, and dreams

Eat This Book

Eat This Book
  • Publisher : Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing
  • File Size : 26,9 Mb
  • Release Date : 16 June 2024
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The bestselling author of "The Message" challenges believers to read the Scriptures on their own terms, as God's revelation, and to live them as they read them.

Seven Dirty Words

Seven Dirty Words
  • Publisher : Da Capo Press
  • File Size : 52,6 Mb
  • Release Date : 01 May 2011
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Examines George Carlin's body of comedic work as it pertained to its cultural times and the man who created it and chronicles the controversial funny man's rise from run-of-the-mill standup

A Carlin Home Companion

A Carlin Home Companion
  • Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
  • File Size : 47,6 Mb
  • Release Date : 15 September 2015
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From the daughter of the iconoclastic comedic performer, Kelly Carlin’s memoir A Carlin Home Companion: Growing Up with George “is written in the DNA of a Carlin, honest, biting,